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anujLab

i talk to machines and they listen.

📍 somewhere in bareilly, building things nobody asked for

anuj@lab:~

$ whoami

anuj kumar. prompt engineer. indie dev. professional over-thinker.

$ cat about.txt

i make AI do things for money, then come home and build apps that make people go "bro why". been prompt engineering before it was a linkedin buzzword. i don't fix bugs, i negotiate with them.

$ ls interests/

prompt-craft/  weird-apps/  macOS-hacks/  vscode-mods/  3am-ideas/  ktm-rides/

$ echo $STATUS

"probably shipping something right now that'll either blow up or get 3 downloads"

$ _

// things i shipped (that actually work)

more cursed creations loading...

// hire me if you dare

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Prompt Engineering

I make AI do exactly what you want. System prompts, chains, agents — the whole circus. Your AI whisperer is here.

💣

Cursed Apps

Got an idea too stupid for a normal developer? Perfect. That's my specialty. The weirder, the better.

Ship It Yesterday

Idea to product in days. No 47-meeting Jira boards. No sprint reviews. Just code, ship, pray.

// numbers that prove nothing

10k+ prompts written
tokens sacrificed
3am average deploy time
0 tests written willingly
🏜 KTM parked outside

// stalk me